We could almost call clean markup the sacrificial lamb of ASP.NET WebForms development. It’s what you give up in order to achieve the illusion of state in that stateless medium known as the World Wide Web. If you develop in ASP.NET, then you’ve probably spent a lot of time chasing your tail as I have, ferreting out how to clean up ASP.NET-generated markup to make it palatable…

http://www.codingthewheel.com/archives/asp-net-web-development-horror

Interesting and too long to twitter.

The Economy

After the recent teetering-on-the-edge-of-total-economic-and-financial-meltdown couple of weeks, it seems the economic systems and their workings have pushed their way into the need-to-know-category.

Well, thanks to a friend from rural Ireland we can now simplify it all down to what makes sense, and explain 21 economic models using cows. It is remarkable how much sense it all makes.

Socialism
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbor.

Communism
You have 2 cows.
The state takes both and gives you some milk.

Fascism
You have 2 cows.
The state takes both and sells you some milk.

Nazism
You have 2 cows.
The state takes both and shoots you.

Bureaucratism
You have 2 cows.
The state takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away…

Traditional Capitalism
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

Surrealism
You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

An American Corporation
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow has dropped dead.

Enron Venture Capitalism
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offers so that you can get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the major shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release.
The public then buys your bull.

A French Corporation
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.

A Japanese Corporation
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create a clever cow image called ‘Cowkimon’ and market it worldwide.

A German Corporation
You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so they live for 100 yesr, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

An Italian Corporation
You have two cows, but you don’t know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.

A Russian Corporation
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them and learn you have 2 cows.
You stop counting and open another bottle of vodka.

A Swiss Corporation
You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.

A Chinese Corporation
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

An Indian Corporation
You have two cows.
You worship them.

A British Corporation
You have two cows.
Both are mad.

An Iraqi Corporation
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
No-one believes you, so they bomb the shit out of you and invade your country.
You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy…

An Australian Corporation
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

A New Zealand Corporation
You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive.

I’d give up my Klondike bar…

This absolutely freaks me out, I really like the idea of electronic books, as they get better, more phsically useable, more portable, more adaptable I will enjoy them but the amazon kindle is not for me. This makes me think the inroad, the big advancement for e-books will come when the open-source community develops an e-book. Subscription models are great for some things, great for making monies, please don’t corrupt books this way.